Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Dark Whopper

Yesterday I gave my tick of approval to "The Dark Knight". Today I'm endorsing the affiliated hamburger.

It's basically just a Whopper, except they've replaced the ketchup with smoky barbecue sauce, but it's a worthwhile addition to the Hungry Jacks menu. Come to think of it, pretty much any special burger Hungry Jacks ever bring out is just a regular Whopper, with one or more of the following - barbecue sauce, bacon, or pineapple.

If I was in charge of HJ's, I'd make it so you could have these options right throughout the year. Why can I only get a Western Whopper once every twelve months?


The other thing I would do is target some of the young go-getters that McDonlalds employees and get them to work for me. Without getting too mean, the standard of kids they have working at Hungry Jacks these days is not real high. I swear I stood there for a full minute last night as some short pimply faced kid tried to explain "Four double whoppers, three of them with cheese" to the other kids making burgers out back. Come on guys, it's not that hard.

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